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Name: TJ
Birthday: 9/30/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: I heart reading...........PORN!!
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Expertise: Cliff diving, F-Zero racing, bobsledding and curling
Occupation: Military
Industry: Art
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AIM:  andrewkuhz
Member Since:
12/4/2003
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| So the contest for most offensive post has started...so Ill start.
Ok, How offensive is this post...
The degree system of "bagging" your dates:
Once "bagged", you must have sex with them, cause that's what makes this funny.
The 1 bagger-not so pretty in the face, but a slammin body so once the bag is put over their head, you no longer have to look at that mess in the face during coitous.
The 2 bagger-you are so ashamed with your self for picking such a nappy wretch to sleep with that you now add an additional bag over your head, just so later you can just say you had no idea what you were doing, cause you had a bag over your head. All responsibility for your actions are blamed on your lack of sight.
The 3 bagger-OUCH! So this time your date is just about, if not more, as nasty as the 2 bagger type. But you know this skank gets around, a real dirty dirt, village bicycle type. She/He's got an array of diseases, bacterias, and viruses all in that general area. So the addition this time would be a bag over the entire "region". I'm sorry for any person deemed a 3 bagger, quite nasty and sad.
The dreaded 4 bagger-I really don't like talking about this degree. Its definately one of the worst, if not the worst, insults you could receive if one deemed you a 4 bagger. In this scenario, your date is so hidiously fugly, that 4 bags are needed. Here they all are: 1 bag over their head(duh), 1 over your head(again, duh), 1 maximum strength trash bag to cover your "region", and the last bag...........this bitch is so nasty that you have to kill them and use a body bag to conceal it. It was so bad you don't want anyone to ever know, and the only way to make sure that it doesnt get out, is for you to kill your date. I really get nauscious thinking about this one.
Well, Tom, beat that.
-Humphrey Threepwood(wow) | | |
| So im talking with Phil Babler, and he's all fuck this, fuck that. Good points.
The Waldo Poker Club met again tonight for the inaugural 2005 season 3rd wednesday of the month game. I got 4th-first loser, out of about 21. 4th got nothing while 3rd place, some caleb guy, got that, won $28. what a dick.
I sure do miss Tom Atchity. i hope no one believes that.
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| Holy hell, never saw this coming back to the neighborhood. (Enter Me into Xanga, stage left)
I sure do like breaks, for school, and when I break marks, a growing hobby of mine. What can you do on break?
lets see
not work, not get up...ever, not call people, not not get into fights with particular roommates, not miss school, not not wish a former roommate stays in LTown. I guess I really didn't do much this break.
I heard a funny joke the other day. I hope you like it. Dont sue if this is your joke, but just in case, ill put quotes around, since apparently doing so takes away all liability you had for stealing whatever it is you're quoting.
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A bear goes into a bar, says to the bartender, "Ill have a beer". Bartender says, "We dont serve Bears here(man, who says that???)" So the bear says, "if you dont give me a beer, im going to go eat that lady at the end of the bar!" Bartender says, "Im sorry, but I can't serve you a beer" So the bear proceeds to stroll down to the lady at the end of the bar and gobbles her right up. Then he comes back to the bartender and says, "Ill have a beer." Bartender says, "Sorry, we dont serve beer to drug addicts." So the bear, angered, says, "What are you talking about? I dont take drugs!" And the bartender replies, "What about that bar bitch you ate?"
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| Whats with people arguing about stuff these days, damn! And its usually over something insignificant, but they still continue to speak passionatley about what they think. This suggests that arguments are turning towards saving face and pride then really proving anything. Its really bad when evidence, and when i say evidence, i mean something that proves, without a doubt, something, is presented, but it doesnt matter to the person. Yes, i as well have been known to get into a tiff here and there, but i rarely go all out. THere are those, however, go all out, all the time. I wonder if their conscience is speaking to them saying, "You are _______, and you are never wrong, hence, you are not wrong now, because now is in the domain of time, and it is certain time exists, and something that happens never doesnt dwell in the domain of time or now, it dwells no where, it doesnt occur, and now is somewhere, and no where and somewhere are opposites, which means never, cant be now, so you must not be wrong." This probably sounds ridiculous to most of you, but for few, they trust in and live by such words. So all i have to say is, sometimes people are wrong, i hope all of us have been wrong before, for never being wrong is wrong, you idiots. | | |
| look closely at my new pic, you can scrib nuts with a grade A punking
and i almost forgot
JosePH-thanks for being a chef and never cooking
Caleb-thanks for being my favorite mother
Tom-Thanks for clogging the drain | | |
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